Sor-pee-do du-rin-ku

November 22, 2006

So, Thorpie’s swum his final lap, eh?  What a shame.  Such talent, such athleticism, such grace!  If only someone could bottle the ‘essence of Ian’, they’d make a fortune.

Well, guess what?  The people who brought you ‘I can’t believe it’s not beer!’ are ten steps ahead of you:

Thorpie Bottle

OK, so it’s just lolly water sold wherever Japanese schoolgirls congregate.  But the royalties will keep the young Throper well cashed up while he works out what he wants to do with his life.  Maybe I need a life coach too.

But they’ll have to change the photo on the bottle, which pictures young Ian in happier times.

Thorpie II

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